The real issue is whether someone will steal your bar stools while you’re getting lucky in the loo. Some are cleaner than others, and of course you have to decide whether to slip into the guy’s or the girl’s room, but these are not really the problems at hand. However, rooms can be scarce when the need for love is urgent – so there might be times when we seek out less conventional grope spaces. The old expression 'get a room' suggests that the best place for copulating couples is behind a closed door.
